Tonight at dinner, Mrs Yeoman Farmer (MYF) muttered: “I wonder how many kids will be out tomorrow dressed as Hillary, with a broom.”
Before I could say anything, Eight Year Old Homeschooled Farm Girl (HFG) cut in: “But Hillary Clinton is much too [AIR QUOTES WITH FINGERS] ‘fancy’ to be sweeping with a broom.”
MYF and I disolved into uncontrolled laughter, doubled over and practically banging our heads on the table.
“What?” HFG asked. “What’s so funny?”
Nothing, honey. We’ll explain it later.